pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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