If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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