I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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