Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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