Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I need a beard to bite.
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