Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
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Do I have a choice?
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It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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