And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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