He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
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you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
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