Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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