its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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