He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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