R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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