Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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