ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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