guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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