YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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