when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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