idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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