i don't like sucking hair
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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