so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
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Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
My liver just had a heart attack.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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