Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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