Dual....:-)
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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