absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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