i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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