two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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