Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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