problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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