Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
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Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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