And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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