She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
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He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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