Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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