my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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