A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
it's great music for shaving your balls
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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