playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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