When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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