that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
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I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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