so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
