every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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