The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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