I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
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we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
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If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
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