i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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