Having a random hookup so left but love u
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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