It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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