i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
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