I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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