i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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