Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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