Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
its liver damage thursday
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