My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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