she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
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