ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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