So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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