And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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