If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
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sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
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sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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