Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Randomize
