your thong is hanging out like whoa
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
