Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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