Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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